I'd do a little HTML link thinger but I don't know how, so if you're a Dr. Who fan who hasn't seen "Blink" yet, don't read this. Also, does anyone know a way I can watch SG-1's "Family Ties" I missed it this weekend. And SGA's "Submersion" too. And speaking of SGA, at the very, very beginning of "Sunday", who was it that Teyla was talking about? Did they say, cuz I came in just a few seconds after it started. (I figure it's Ronon, but there was a little bit there where I was like, ooh, maybe it was Carson. *tear for poor Carson*)

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Seriously, though. That was the best Series 3 episode yet. Not much Martha and the minimal amount of the Doctor needed. (After "The Family of Blood", I'd rather see just a little of the Doctor than a lot of this poor fellow who looks slightly like him.) Just a little bit of him can make an episode the same way a lot of him can, that's part of his magic. (But again, there's the difference of David Tennant physically being there the whole time, and the Doctor being there.) If I had been watching this episode in the living room instead of on my computer, I would have been cowering behind the couch. (Actually, you can't get behind our couch, so I'd have had to settle for hiding behind a pillow and blanket. Throughout the entire episode, I was looking over my shoulder. *shivers again...creepy stuff, man, creepy stuff* The glasses! porn in the easter egg was quite enough to start my brain getting all melty. It's amazing how much hotter he gets when he dons those wonderful things. (It's like Will Turner. He's hotter in the third film than he is in the first two films, and I figure it's cuz he's dressed all piratey this time and he's suddenly got that little golden ear-ring. And then at the very end, he dons that wonderful bandana and he gets 75 times hotter!)

And, OMG YAY SQUEE!!! Capt. Jack is back with Team TARDIS. But poor fellow, he hasn't got Doctor #9 or wonderful Rose, he's got magnificently different #10 and Martha, who's okay. (Just for the record, I <3 Christopher and David both equally but for entirely different reasons and entirely different ways. And well, Martha doesn't even begin to hold a candle to Rose.)

Our little town here just had it's own tragedy this Saturday. A friend of mine (well, he's really just a classmate, but I've known him since I was five and there are only 58 kids in my graduating class, so i guess we're sort of friends) lost his mom Saturday. And he wasn't even home. She had cancer...in her lungs and her brain, at least. I found out when my brother called my mom. I heard him over the phone and I was all, "'Gasp' Nah-Uh!" It was awful. My mom started to cry a little. I was talking with my friend, who found out when her boyfriend got the call about it. All he had to say was, "I thought she had more time." and she knew what had happened. We all thought she had more time. We all hoped that she would live to see her son graduate next May. But I can't tell if he's just being really strong about it all, or if he's just in denial. I have faith in him that he really is really strong. He's a good guy.

Today was graduation. Unofficially, I am now a senior. It's scary, but exhilirating at the same time. I'm so sad that my best friend graduated and that I won't have her next year for laughs and giggles and the Balls Crew. But she's not going to school very far away, so I'll still get to see her, which is GREAT.

So I had this miniture meltdown today eighth period. I wasn't feeling well, and so I went to talk to my mom so I could go home. I was upset over one of my comp. papers, and this note that my teacher wrote, about how I've been acting like I know more than she does. My mom kind of agreed with her, and so do I. I know that I do that sometimes, but it is only after the fact that the realization hits me. Which totally sucks. But my mom did let me go home, after I had my little cry-fest in her office (I also made her start to cry). When I pulled into my driveway, I seriously just started sobbing into the steering wheel. I sat there through two Yellowcard songs and just cried. Then I wiped my face, got out, and mowed. For like, two hours. In like, 80+ degree weather. But no signs of sunburn yet. Anyhow, while I was mowing, I realised that, yeah, I have flaws. As a matter of fact, who doesn't? I think I've been trying to pretend that I'm perfect. God only knows why I think I have to be.
Anyhow. I came to the conclusion that I have flaws, like I just said about three sentences ago. Here they are:

a) I am a Know-It-All. I don't try to be, really. I don't. I just have
a habit of answering 99.9% of all questions that I can, whether they
are asked to me or not. I only realize that I'm doing this after the
fact. Hindsight is such a wonderful thing.
b) I am critical. So much so, in fact, that sometimes I nudge the line
between criticism and hypocrisy with my big toe. I don't judge. In
fact, I pride myself on being a very tolerant person. But sometimes
I'll notice something I find a little bit odd, and I'll talk about
it, and it comes out as judgemental. Which sucks, because generally
when I mention something, I'm mentioning because of it's
oddness...okay, uniqueness is a better word...and how that is
something rather rare to see where I live.

I hope that that all made some kind of

So if last night's episode of Grey's was the lead-in to Kate Walsh's spin-off, and I think that it was, than I hope that it gets off the ground, because I frickin' loved it! More cute guys and fun ladies...what more could a girl want?

Prom was this weekend, and it was....okay. I had fun, but my bestest friend got sick and had to go home at like, 1:30. I felt really really bad. I thought we were going to all get detentions for singing over the edited bits of "Get Low" It was SO funny. hmmmm...what else what else....not much. Had a surprise visit from 'Maggie Thatcher' only not really, from Massachusetts. It was a lot of fun, I had forgotten how crazy she was. And now I'm supposed to be at school, but ma mere was amazing and gave me a mental health/actual health day. So now I'm sitting and watching "Stargate Atlantis"... Season 1. Not my favorite stuff since I'm not a big Aiden Ford fan, and for some reason Elizabeth annoys the crap out of me in Season 1. Plus, no Ronon. Also, was watching Gilmore Girls last night, and I gotta tell you, I think that Rory should just drop Logan and go live in Philadelphia so she and Jess can be together. But of course, Jess is busy saving cheerleaders and befriending invisible Doctors, so that may be a little problematic. I mean, I like Logan, I suppose, but Jess was SO much better. You know, I think my aversion to Season 1 Elizabeth was her hair. I know, I know, how superficial can you get, but seriously, there is something about it that just isn't right. I think it's the length of it. It doesn't really suit her face. Also, Teyla's hair in Season 1 is strange. And both their clothes! Good Lord. But that is what Season 1s are for, to get stuff right, correct?

**Edit - In the Gilmore Girls epdisode, 'The Real Paul Anka', does Jess have a picture of Rory on his shirt?**

A)This is the crappiest spring break EVER!!!! It's like 30 degress outside, was snowing the other day, and the worst part is, it looks warm out!
B)I have an idiot for a friend. Truly, I do. Falling all over the poor little freshman boys, being a bitch, rating people. I wonder how any of us can put up with her. Sometimes I think it's just habit.
C)TORCHWOOD IS AWESOME!!!! and so is whoever posted the eps on youtube, since I only get BBCAmerica, and it always broadcasts shows late, if at all. poo.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong.

Some of these are funny, and some of them are stupid. . .

Philosophy of Ambiguity

1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things
2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor....
3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls
live.
6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?"
She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
7. What if there were no hypothetical questions?
8. If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
9. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it
considered a hostage situation?
10. Is there another word for synonym?
11. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
12. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
13. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
14. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
15 Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
16. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
17. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
18. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
19. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
20. How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs?
21. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
22. One nice thing about egotists: They don`t talk about other people.
23. Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
24. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
25. How is it possible to have a civil war?
26. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
27. If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?
28. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
29. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have "S" in it?
30. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?
31. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
32. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
33. If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented?
34. Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God?

So it turns out that I was way slow on picking up what a bunch of people already know : LJ rocks SO much harder than Myspace.

50 Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts
1. I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their
House colors indicate that they are "covered in bees".
2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate
Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
3. Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not "an extra credit
project for Herbology".
4. "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a
challenge.
5. I am not allowed to attempt to breed a liger.
6. I will not go to class skyclad.
7. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
8. I will not use Umbridge's quill to write "I told you I was hardcore".
9. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and
draw a Dark Mark on their arm.
10.House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
11.Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against the
Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making
concept.
12.Adding the name "Bueller" to Professor Binns' roster is not funny.
13."Springtime for Voldemort" is not an acceptable suggestion for the class
play.
14.Seamus Finnegan is not "after me Lucky Charms".
15.I will not refer to the Weasley twins as "bookends".
16.I will not refer to the Patil twins as "bookends".
17.The Slytherin prefect is named Draco Malfoy, not "Rocky Horror."
18.I will not call Lucius Malfoy "Jareth".
19.I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.
20.I am not to refer to the Potions classroom as "Kitchen Stadium".
21.I will not tell Ron and Hermione to "Get a room" whenever they start to
fight.
22.The Forbidden Forest is forbidden for a reason.
23.I am not a tribble Animagus.
24.I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat, or owl. I am not allowed to have
a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha.
25.I do not weigh the same as a duck.
26.Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.
27.Sirius Black is not #24601.
28.I will not lick Trevor.
29.I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is.
30.I am not being repressed.
31.Calling Lucius Malfoy "Luscious Mouthful" is just plain gross.
32.I will not change the password to the prefects' bath to "Makes getting
clean almost as much fun as getting dirty".
33.I am not a Pinball Wizard.
34.Asking "How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?" and walking away is
only funny the first time.
35.I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevey.
36.I will not offer to pose nude for Dean Thomas.
37.It is a bad idea to tell Professor Snape he takes himself too seriously.
38.It is a bad idea to tell Professor McGonagall she takes herself too
seriously.
39.Sir Cadogan is not one of the knights who say "NI".
40.I will not offer to prepare tandoori owl.
41.I will stop asking when we will learn to make "Love Potion Number Nine".
42.I will not ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.
43.I will not greet Professor McGonagall with "What's new, pussycat?"
44.There is not now, nor has there ever been, a fifth House at Hogwarts,
and I am not a member of that house, nor am I its founder.
45.I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
46.I will not bribe the Sorting Hat to sing 'I'm A Little Tea Pot' during
Sorting.
47.I will not clack coconuts together within earshot of Umbridge.
48.I will not refer to Professor Trewlaney as 'Telescope Eyes'.
49.No, Hedwig does not have a friend called 'The Angry Inch'.
50.I will not shout "Lor'eal, because you're worth it." down the halls at
Snape.

wow, i don't really post on this......just here cuz i'm an icon whore, but i'll totally credit you if i ever post your icons.

i forgot i had this thing. That's really all. I'll probably turn it into an icon page or something of the sort.

So, it's Monday. I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing, you know?
On one hand, there's the work, and classes and the annoying teachers, so that makes it a bad thing. But on the other hand, there's my friends and the other people in my classes, and the fun teachers that we can laugh and joke with, so that makes it a good thing.
In Health a lady from COMPASS, and sexual harrassment help center came in and talked to us. While it was slightly informational, it was more entertaining. Some of the stories she told us were funny, but also more than a bit creepy at times. Like this guy who would break into houses and, instead of stealing anything, he would hide until everyone was in bed, and then watch the girls as they slept. Another guy would sneak into girls dorm rooms and lie in bed with them. Totally creepy!
Anyhoodles, on a more interesting note, we're reading "The Tradegy of Romeo and Juliet" in Mrs. Sterling-Elhage's English class. She had us read Act I: Scenes 1 and 2 over the weekend, and know we're reading it/going over it in class. When I read it at home I didn't understand half of what they're saying, especially the Sampson and Gregory dudes at the beginning. But it turns out that Shakespeare was just FULL of sexual referances and stuff. I mean, HONESTLY! They're talking about having sex with women of the Montague house (Sampsom and Gregory are from the house of Capulet), and about stealing the women's virginity, etc.... We were all like WOW. And this was written WHEN? It was so funny. Mrs. Sterling-Elhage was breaking down some of the words and phrases, and we were all laughing so hard!! It was HILARIOUS!!!!! This is gonna be soooo much fun.
Ashley and Chris's 3rd month anniversary was yesterday ( It seems like 3 years, not three days, what with all the fighting Chris and Jessica, and now Ashley and Jessica.... JEESH!!!)Chris wrote Ashley a letter that was all about how much he loves her. He had ten reasons why he loves her for every month they've been dating. So that's thirty reasons, plus a mushy poem and two -gour paragraphs. One reason was "I love the way you tried to change your music for me"!!!! I would never, ever change the kind of music I listen to for a guy, no matter what. But some of them were good reasons, like how he loves her because she's herself.